haute pooture.

haute pooture.

$20.00

What to give the baby who has everything? Something they can shit all over, of course. Add this to your cart and you’ll be prompted to give us info that helps us craft witty, custom diapers that even the fanciest of babies will enjoy. 

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the details.

Quantity: up to 6 disposable diapers (depends on diaper size)
Contains: foul language that's custom written for each baby
Color: white


the features.

Extremely soft comfort and protection.
The #1 Choice of US Hospitals (based on sales of the newborn hospital diaper).
Wetness indicator tells you when your baby might need a change.
Liner pulls wetness and mess away from baby's skin.
Absorption channels help distribute wetness evenly for up to 12 hours of protection.
Soft, stretchy sides to flex with your baby's every move.