a crappy
subscription.

a crappy
subscription.

from $75.00

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the details.

Quantity: 12 disposable diapers, delivered once every month for the duration of the subscription.
Contains: foul language
Color: white


the features.

Extremely soft comfort and protection.
The #1 Choice of US Hospitals (based on sales of the newborn hospital diaper).
Wetness indicator tells you when your baby might need a change.
Liner pulls wetness and mess away from baby's skin.
Absorption channels help distribute wetness evenly for up to 12 hours of protection.
Soft, stretchy sides to flex with your baby's every move.