dirty
diapers.

we don’t know shit about babies.

But we know parents. And they think we're funny. And apparently they need a lot of diapers.

potty mouthed.

Not suitable for children, but babies can't read, so who cares?

potty mouthed.

Haute Pooture.

Custom written diapers for fancy babies.

Haute Pooture.

a crappy
subscription.

it's gonna be a shitty year.

a crappy </br> subscription.

all sass, no ass.

no dirty words to offend babies' delicate ears.

all sass, no ass.