about us
we don't
know shit
about
babies.
Because we don't have any. But we know parents. And they think we're funny. And apparently they need a lot of diapers.
So we started writing ridiculous things on diapers as a baby shower gift. And our friends seemed to really like them, so we thought other parents might enjoy them too. And now we here.
And since the last time we changed a diaper was probably during a babysitting job in the 90s, please spare us the convo about how your baby shits in different colors, that’s just gross.
high quality diapers
We use diapers from the leading manufacturer who says they gently wrap your baby in blanket-like softness, have absorption channels specially designed to help distribute wetness evenly for up to 12 hours of protection, feature a wetness indicator to let you know when it might be time for a change so you can trust your baby is always comfortable and protected, have an absorbent liner to pull away wetness and mess from your baby's skin, and have an umbilical cord notch (in sizes N, 1, and 2) to protect a baby's delicate belly with a perfectly contoured fit.
(We don’t know what any of that shit means, but this is the brand our mom friends told us were the best.)
highly amusing copy
New York City calligraphy that’s written for maximum parental amusement. Because if you’re elbow deep in crap at 3 AM, you (more than anyone) deserve a good chuckle.
